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ARRR! Avast ye mateys at newgrounds! I'm Sea Dawg, first mate of the Scurvy Crew. We've come to the Newgrounds community in search of an animator for a music video. This contest has been endorsed and approved of by Tom Fulp. Here is our official blurb-

The Scurvy Crew is proud to ask ye landlubbers to make an official music video for our track "Broadside," off the new album-"Rimes of the Hip Hop Mariners." The song features a rap battle between the notorious pirate Captain Dan and his archrival- Navy Captain Shivaame Timbers. The winning video will make its creator 200 dollars richer! For more information on Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew, visit our myspace at www.myspace.com/captaindan. Good luck!"

Here is the audio portal link to the track-
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /103537

Rules -
-We will accept submissions until November 30th
-Winner will be announced on December 5th
-Formally apply by posting the video on newgrounds and sending us a link at everythingelse@nonexistent-recordings.
com with the subject: Music video entry
-Winner will be paid by either paypal or mailed money order
-The winning video will be given special status as the official music video for the song. The video will be plugged on our myspace and miscellaneous promotional stuff.
-Judging is 100% up to the discretion of Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew

edit: lyrics
Broad Side, Broadside,
Navy boys better run and hide,
these cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide
all me mateys be ready to fire a broadside

In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,
21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser
don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya
Three great flavors, canon balls,
buckshot, read hot razors

I rap my face round a lime and I'm ready to rock
I'm cioming straight out of greenwich and we just don't stop
it's the bbbritish navy from gibralter to haiti
puttin wholes in your souls, and charmin your ladies

and by ladies you mean ladies of 180
or if their dressed like your dressed
you might be just banging mateys
how many seamen have you swallowed
while you're wearing that jacket?
by the looks of your sailors
you just sit back and jack it

Sweet sack, salt tack and a union jack
attack, black flags get snapped
by the shells that we pack
in my carrack
with midshipmen and marines
better modify your coffin
to take smithereens

what you means that your keen
to swim in Davy jones locker
when we're don with this fight
youll have to walk with a walker,
if you live that is, cus I'll cut ye down fast
I'll grape shot your party
then I'll burn down your mast- AVAST!

Sorry mate, didn't see you waving that pen knife
I was busy railing, the govna's wife
I'll match you drink for drink
you'll die, I'll get tipsy
Back to your ship, you nautical gypsy

You navy boys always take the joys out of plunder
when we making that noise, you always poise up in wonder
if you're je3alous cause we zealous it's a perilous blunder
when we fire off these cannons it be louder than thunder

Broad Side, Broadside,
Navy boys better run and hide
these cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide
all me mateys be ready to fire a broadside

In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,
21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser
don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya
Three great flavors, canon balls,
buckshot, read hot razors

Youll know me by the notches on my tricorner cap
every snit is a ship that I've turned into scrap
rolling round the carribean on a royal decree
if you can't take the heat then get off of the sea

We set a trap to attack when you showed us your back
you know we stack all the cannons and we drop all the tack
point the guns at the hull, and aim all your gats
500 pounds sterling whoever brings me his hat
ARRRRR

There's nothing sadder than a pirate with a fake eye patch
saying ARRR as the cabin boy battens down his hatch
I'd love to know the STDs your planning to catch
but I'm busy with my honeys at the bbbbowling match

That's all she wrote, now your crew will be smote
we'll shoot down all your sailors then we'll blow up your boat
your words were strong, like the wind on the storm
but now you're left in rubble should have left when we warned

Broad Side, Broadside,
Navy boys better run and hide,
all me mateys be ready to fire a broadside
these cannon balls firin' atcha when we collide

In the Navy, it's the broadside that we favor,
21 three ton guns shooting straight as a laser
don't let it phase ya when we bathe ya
Three great flavors, canon balls,
buckshot, read hot razors